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Where did the birthday cake go?

I don't know...

What happened to that loaf of bread?

Hmmm. I couldn't tell ya...

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In the Kitchen, With Socks

Cooking up a treat...

The wrapper crinkles, or the jar opens,  and my eyes open suddenly too. 

What yummy treats will my best friend share today? 

A bit of cheese? Some chicken? or whipped cream?  The kitchen is a favorite place of mine, and I love to help cook.

Here is a favorite recipe: 

Peanut Butter on the Floor

Ingredients:  1 jar of peanut butter

Step 1:  Lay on the couch, while your best friend walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich.
Step 2:  Hear the sound of the peanut butter jar open. This is the part you have to move swiftly.
Step 3: Run as fast as you can into the kitchen, and scour the kitchen floor, looking for peanut butter drips that fell when your best friend made their sandwich.  
Step 4. If no drips of peanut butter fell on the floor, look up at your bestie with eyes of despair and sorrow.  
Step 5. Your best friend will submit to your request, and drop a splat of peanut butter for you to enjoy.  
Step 6. When you have enjoyed every drip of peanut butter, you can go back to the couch, to continue doing your best work keeping it warm. Enjoy!

You can sit on the couch with me!

Hey Friends!

It's me, Socks!

Welcome to my blog about life, and what makes me happy. 

It's a ruff life right now, so I am here to share some peace, smiles, and wisdom from my couch. Yes, I own the couch, but I sometimes let my friends sit with me on it.

This week I want to talk about giving yourself some love... something I am very good at. 

Here are 3 things that I do to take care of myself:

1. When I am tired, I sleep. Sometimes a lot. 
2. I don't judge myself when I mess up. I hope you don't either.
3. I spend time with people I love. It makes me feel loved.

As you go through your day, please take care of you too.   

Much love to you friends. 

- Socks.